Only a Jamaican .....

Only real Jamaicans call the entire leg: foot

and the entire arm: hand.

Only real Jamaicans put crazy baby powder pon  dem pickney neck after dem bathe dem!  fresh wi seh!

Only real Jamaicans say headtop, footbottom, neck back.

Only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50 years and never lose their accent.

Only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure. "mi foot a hot me!", "drink tea... a gyas."

Only real Jamaicans turn up @ a party at 1 a.m. an know seh it a done 2am an den cuss bout wah kinda *rude word* dat, an dem jus reach…

Only Real Jamaicans have friends weh name "BIGGZ" "POOCHIE" "BROWN MAN" "MR CHIN" "MACHIZ " "BLACKS" "DRIVER" "JUICEY" "CREAMY" "BIG HEAD" "MANGO" etc 

 

Only real Jamaicans rub on white rum while sick.

Only real Jamaicans can have phone  conversations with sound effects like " Ehheeeeeh , mhhm , ehhh ! , yuh tuh lie ! awoah,  mi nuh believe yu. 

Only real Jamaicans know that 'soon come' means anytime in the future.

Only real Jamaicans know that "foreign" is just one country .... maybe two

Only real Jamaicans call pomegranate, ponganot.

Only real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say, "mi done talk!"

Only real Jamaicans "Put it pon youchube"

Only real Jamaicans, alphabet --Hay, B, C, D, He, Hef, Gee, Hayitch, Hi, J, K , Hel, Hem, Hen, Ho, Pe, Q, Har, Hes, T, Hugh, V,W, Hex, Hwhy, Zed

With thanks from Patsy Lee :)