Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Usain Bolt humour

Even Scotland Yard caught Bolt-itis!
"I was supposed to have been the big breakthrough!" - 'Higgsie'

"C'mon guys - strike a better pose!"

"Sweet joke Safa!!"

New Yorker cartoon shows who is the Big Man!!

What a time to wish he was at ATI Negril weekend!!

Top Ten Things Usain Bolt Could Have Done With the Extra Time He Had in the 100m Olympic sprint

  1. Mine for his own gold to be used in his Gold Medal.
  2. Send the other runners a postcard that says, "Wish you were here."
  3. Put on a pair of pants.
  4. Teach Britney Spears how to be a good parent.
  5. Wait in line for an iPhone.
  6. Get a tattoo that says, "My other legs are real rocket boosters!"
  7. Write a letter to the other runners explaining that he was writing to them from the future and telling them that he had already won.
  8. Give an interview about the Gold Medal he was about to win.
  9. Set up a camera with a timer so that he can have his own copy of the photo finish.
  10. Bake a huge cake, get inside of it, and surprise the other runners as they cross the finish line.
This joke is courtesy of NoseSplash.Com

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