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| Even Scotland Yard caught Bolt-itis! |
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| "I was supposed to have been the big breakthrough!" - 'Higgsie' |
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| "C'mon guys - strike a better pose!" |
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| "Sweet joke Safa!!" |
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| New Yorker cartoon shows who is the Big Man!! |
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| What a time to wish he was at ATI Negril weekend!! |
Top Ten Things Usain Bolt Could Have Done With the Extra Time He Had in the 100m Olympic sprint
- Mine for his own gold to be used in his Gold Medal.
- Send the other runners a postcard that says, "Wish you were here."
- Put on a pair of pants.
- Teach Britney Spears how to be a good parent.
- Wait in line for an iPhone.
- Get a tattoo that says, "My other legs are real rocket boosters!"
- Write a letter to the other runners explaining that he
was writing to them from the future and telling them that he had already
won.
- Give an interview about the Gold Medal he was about to win.
- Set up a camera with a timer so that he can have his own copy of the photo finish.
- Bake a huge cake, get inside of it, and surprise the other runners as they cross the finish line.
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